Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019

Tipped 4 Wheeler

This is what you call it when two people in wheelchairs tip each other over in opposing directions and give each oral sex, or a 69

Hey did you see those two dudes blowing each other horizontally in those wheelchairs? Yeah that's totally a tipped 4 wheeler.

by Hugh Heavier September 16, 2019

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

High Brooms Wagon Wheel

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!

Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!

by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

weeenis

The excess skin that you can pull down from your elbow when your arm is extended straight.

"I can pull my weenis down farther than yours"

"I have a long weenis"

by A. Marie May 6, 2005

Mike wheeler

An asshole and I will stand by that.

season 1 Mike Wheeler was amazing, took finding Will the most seriously, great friend, but was definitely on the edge always and lost his temper at Lucas/sometimes El a lot
In season 2 he was still great, he was the best to Will hands down
Season 3 he was kinda an asshole to everyone except El, he’d leave them to go make out with her, not even talk, just make out, and when El broke up with him he ignored Will, and Dustin completely

Season 4 GOD DAMN he visits the Byers after months, and doesn’t pay any attention to will ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Now I’m not saying I want Mike to die in s4 vol. 2, but if anyone in the main party does die…

by Florodo June 30, 2022