Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.

John is weaseling out right now.

by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim

Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!

by rlosoccer August 27, 2017

Weasel instigator

Dayne edwards...

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit

by Lg90 November 30, 2019

fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.

Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.

by kam75xx August 22, 2025

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020