Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021
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Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel
by May 13, 2018
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Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
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Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
by Lucky the RC September 09, 2020
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chum the weasel

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 16, 2013
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Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.
I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.
by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 04, 2022
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