Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024

Dirty Walther

A guy who you like but whose girlfriend hates you for no reason.

That’s a Dirty Walther over there.

by 69THAT69GUY69 February 10, 2025

French Waltz

A man dragging his sweaty balls down the back of another man's glistening neck

Hey man wanna go do a French waltz?

Yeah man I haven't showered in a week

by W.L.M March 11, 2026

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

Get your Walton on

Having sex in the bathroom stall at a Wal-Mart.

I could have gone my entire life without overhearing you two total strangers get your Walton on, but our God is a merciless and unforgiving God.

by Amphiprison October 9, 2017

Pulled a Walter

When someone completely destroys a bathroom with the foulest stench. A stench so rancid, it will surely traumatize ...even the worlds toughest individual.

Once he mentioned his prairie dog, I had no doubt who had Pulled a Walter!

by Fitzperfectly August 31, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018