blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on GridNet

Wow. Did you go to that Wizard Party? Everyone was firewalled and Onion Routing like they were encrypted.

by CryptoHomesteader June 4, 2021

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

The great choclet covered rizz wizard

Another word for Marizza

well your in luck because I The great choclet covered rizz wizard Marisa have got you covered

by Marizza69 May 28, 2023

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

Wizard

An all knowing wise Realtor of the highest power. The wizard is to be respected and bowed down to. The wizard can read minds but prefers not to. The wizard trumps all. Anyone disrespecting the wizard shall be black listed 'til the end of eternity.

My offer was never responded to, I contacted the wizard, Rob Bunis, and was disrespectful, now no one will approve my showings.

by Hardwork&determination January 3, 2022