window slam

To express a great love for someone (platonic or non-platonic)

John, I really wanna window slam you right now.

by ThatChickLoco112396 May 10, 2017

windows up

Close the window

"Stay home! Windows up!

by sotomie April 20, 2017

Creaky Window

Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.

"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."

by NinjaDave February 12, 2018

Windows Whistler

The beta version of Windows XP
Originally from Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey, Windows Whistler is the beta version of windows that lasted from 2000-2001. It was worked on for only 1 year. But that does not mean that Windows XP is Windows Whistler. How? Well, as I said near the beginning, Windows Whistler was made because Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey was formed together.

Fun fact: Windows Whistler is the Beta version of Windows XP.

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon September 5, 2022

Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"

Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!

by Babyslow July 23, 2021

Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.

64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.

I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.

by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015