Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)

"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"

by angry bry March 12, 2009

Geoff Wilton Quest

The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.

Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic

by flowingwaters June 19, 2010

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Wilsoned

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.

"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."

by PeterB July 31, 2006

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss

where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

by Lady Warriors<3 April 26, 2005

wilsoned

When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.

Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.

by kidgoat September 11, 2009

Witson

A vulgarity to include and end all other vulgarities. A modern attempt to consolidate all profane words and other profanities into a simple word. Essentially whenever and wherever you would use a profanity just swap it for the word Witson

"You Witson"

"I cant believe my friend has been such a Witson to me"

"My Boss is such a Witson"

"Can you believe what that Witson just did"

"Did you hear about what Bill said/did what a complete Witson"

by The lightened shadow September 4, 2013