Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

Who's the Affleck now?

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

by microsleeper October 13, 2011

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017

What on earth

Same as what the hell but way more polite.

BOOM!

Me: What on earth is that sound?

by Matthew678 January 9, 2019

Whoredash

What Doordash was meant to be. When your hookup comes over with not only that sweet ass, but booze and food too...That my friends.. is Whoredash. Service with a smile taken to a whole new level, where you're excited to give the tip.

"Dude has another girl coming over and SHE's bringing him booze and food? Kid's got Whoredash on speed dial"

by TRBO151 July 28, 2019

White sticky pee

Pee but white and sticky.

"Dad I just woke up with white sticky pee in my pants."

"Son I have to have a talk about the diffrent kinds of pee."

by CockGoblin69 December 20, 2019

Highlight Whore

Someone whom writes their definitions in a fashionably disastrous order on Urban Dictionary by highlighting every single word to make the definition 'sand out' among the other more proper definitions.

"Did you see Jessica's "Peanut" definition on Urban Dictionary? She just highlighted every single word."

"What a Highlight Whore."

by Mister Cookie January 15, 2013