Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022

Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)

Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.

by Anezcooper April 19, 2015

Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.

I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.

by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019

Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH

Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash

by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023

Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021