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repressed virgin

a woman who finds emotional intimacy difficult beyond words, and more particularly, beyond actions, particularly sexual actions, yet who often engages in ungratifying sex despite herself, wishing that the men she is having sex with were more "sensitive, and caring", or knowledgeable about her sexual desires, like her mother, who trained her in.This dark figure, often melancholic or 'dark' in nature is often a repressed lesbian, a.k.a. Sylvia Plath
" Dude don't worry about losing her, she is a headcase, a real repressed virgin. Send her back to mommy for more sex training and move on."
by taoteqingren November 14, 2005
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Anal virginity

That thing one loses when they sit on something that slips past the sphincter.
John lost his anal virginity after being drugged at the gay bar.
by Xtofury May 20, 2018
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cheeseburger virgin

when a cheeseburger hasn't touched your lips
by conch575 August 13, 2007
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virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.
Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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hand virgin

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!
by WeirdEars March 2, 2009
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Tainted Virgin

"A virgin who has inserted A dildo, into the vagina to the point of penetration Intercourse".

II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.

III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.

Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person
Multiple scenarios of the words use.

Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"

Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"

Ex:2

Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".

Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"

Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"

Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".
by Adrian Dearth September 6, 2010
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moral virginity

Not doing anything bad relating to school. You lose it when you get detention, suspension, or anything bad in school.

Common ways to lose your moral virginity
Detention
Suspension
Pulling a fire alarm as a joke
Failing a class
Flipping off the teacher
Ditching school
Getting sent to the principal's office for misbehaving
When Charlotte got her first detention, she lost her moral virginity.

After punching Tyler in the face during soccer, Coach Johnson gave Gabbi a suspension, causing her to lose her moral virginity.
by ireallylikepienotyou December 16, 2009
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