“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022
Get the veganismmug. A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
Get the Taco Bell Veganmug. by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
Get the vegan meat piemug. I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!
That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan
That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan
by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021
Get the Vegan Humiliationmug. Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !
by anonymous January 26, 2025
Get the Veganmug. by TuckerTrash25 October 3, 2019
Get the Rabbit Veganmug. by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022
Get the Half-Veganmug.