Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018

hollywood treatment

when a mainstream film producer adapts an original idea/story/novel into a film, but compromises many plot points for the purpose of making money off of the film to a larger more general audience; much of this is in dismay to the original writer who in the end has little control over what happens

author: aw man! what happened to my story? they ruined it completely! this man wasn't supposed to die! and what's with this love triangle?

onlooker: you got the hollywood treatment man!

by UM North Quad December 5, 2010

Rusty treat

The act of insertion by any means necessary, a cakey desert by a partner. Then, the partner eats this desert from the asshole with a spoon until satisfied.

Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.

After dinner last night we took home a slice of carrot cake, then she gave me a rusty treat!

by Silent Meat April 11, 2011

tahiti treat

Drew's favorite drink which i unfortunately was unable 2 purchase for him on my road trip since it was nowhere to be found.

Sorry, tahiti treat is no longer sold....ANYWHERE!!! Sorry Drew, I tried....

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Treating

If a friend asks if you can treat him, it means that you treat him to like a chocolate bar and he is able to decide if he wants to treat you or not.

Joe: Hey bob, can you treat me to a Slurpee?
Bob: Yeah Sure!

2 weeks later
Bob: Hey Joe can you treat me this time?
Joe: Nah maybe some other time.

I personally will never be treating some of my friends again if they wont treat me back.

by 243567432 May 24, 2009

tasty treat

Taking a donut (mmmm...tasty) with a hole a guy puts it around his dick. The girl then procedes to eat the donut off the guys dick. The Tasty Treat.

They slipped into the bathroom of Tim Hortons were she gave him a tasty treat.

by Benzo123 June 17, 2005

treats

its when the marijuana resin gets sucked through a marijuana smoking device and gets in your mouth. then you start coughing and spitting all fuckin over the place and say "ahh shit, nasty, i got fuckin treats your bowl sucks."

i said it in the definition

by Spaz July 27, 2004