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tree hugging

when it is extremely warm and a man has been sat/stood in one position for too long that his genitals cling to his leg and can only be removed with the appliance of extreme pressure....aka tree hugging
Its roasting and me nethers are tree hugging the life out of me
by Big Chav August 1, 2017
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pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.
I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight
by paulox May 19, 2014
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Tree trimming

A strange event that occurs once a year On the second weekend of December. During the act of tree trimming extended families gather together at a place of meeting and sing off tune Christmas carols except for those named Lisa and Christina, eat Popeyes chicken and many sweets, do a strange ritual known as white elephant that involves many paper bags, and lastly take part in a high stakes game where dollars are exchanged and dice and insults are thrown. All in all tree trimming if full of laughs and joy, and above all good old family bonding <3
Dang tree trimming last year was so much fun especially with the Ratajczak bunch!
by Chipper_kate16 November 26, 2016
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Tree Hooker

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.
Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011
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Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.
by ganja g October 28, 2010
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Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.
"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.
by Dark Dave October 14, 2019
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tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.
Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!
by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006
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