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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
mugGet the facebook toiletmug.

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....
by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
mugGet the toilet jonmug.

Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Sharkmug.

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
mugGet the toilet tankmug.

Toilet Limbo

the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Limbomug.

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Toilet Rodmug.

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.
Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.
by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017
mugGet the toilet tuesdaymug.

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