Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
by Moxee Eutopia September 27, 2015
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Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss
What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod
by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023
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Toilet of England

Kent county.

The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.
"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."
by eurowatcher December 21, 2020
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toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet April 14, 2018
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toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 03, 2021
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Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.
Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper
by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020
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Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017
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