shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

Cotija Shotgun

When your jaw smashing a respectable woman, and right before you shoot your pork queso all over her satisfied face, you whip around and rip a meaty authentic bararria fueled fart into the back of her eye sockets with the intent to give her cataracts. Immediately followed by that spicy white tube lube you’ve held in for the last 4 seconds, shooting it right into the deepest parts of her soul. Essentially, your horse glue sets up over top of your Pancho Villa fueled rage fart face, making her give you the stink eye like no other.

My wife wanted to spice things up, so after a full 5 course meal at the local barraria joint, I obliged her with a Cotija Shotgun to which gave her a 6th course of barreria magic. - Don Quixote

by Tpostmalone July 14, 2022

Shotgun shells

A word that an annoying bitch names Emmalee uses during fortnite and keeps saying it until there teammate gives them shotgun shells

I NEED SHOTGUN SHELLS

by Stupidassmotherfucker June 14, 2020

Shotgun

"Shotgun" is the term used when referencing the passenger seat in a car, the seat to the right (or left if you're in Europe) of the driver.

Ron: Hey, I call shotgun!
Frank: Okay fine, but I get passenger on the way back.
Ron: You got it.

by VulgarDictionary December 14, 2013

Shotgunability

How easily a beer can be shotgunned. With an ice cold Coors Light being the easiest.

Bud Light may have drinkability but Coors Light has shotgunability.

by Dr. Martin Van Nostrand May 14, 2009

shotgun butt

A term used to describe a violent bowel movement. Also known as Mudd Butt.

Hey Bowie who painted the back of the toilet? I think it was Gabe, he's had a bad case of shotgun butt.

by Elgomez562 July 10, 2017