tom merricks

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

by rybrown69 October 28, 2013

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Tom Daniels

Tomato Juice with a shot of Jack Daniels!

To Drink a Tom Daniels

by Bigtom67 April 25, 2010

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Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

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Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

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tom gorrell

A 2 foot tall (lmao) Martin Freeman lookin ass Hobbit

Ayo, tom gorrell is a dwarf amirite?

by Ringos December 19, 2017

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Tom-Gibson

A public meltdown, taking complete leave of one’s senses. Term is derived from the much publicized couch-jumping antics of Tom Cruise and hate-spewing, drunken tirade by Mel Gibson.

My girlfriend Shannon went total Tom-Gibson on me when I came home late the other night. She threw all of my clothes in a heap on the front lawn and burned them. That chick is a total whack-job, man.

by MaesMaze May 26, 2009

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