Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

Invented by Novawar from LAGTV. Describes drunk talking, where the drunk thinks they are making sense, but to everyone else, they sound like they are talking fluent washing machine.
by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025

Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022

Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.
This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.
by Mmrt May 4, 2020

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018

When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024
