poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area

Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.

Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!

by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021

Poke

To beat up and rob somebody.

“I poked his ass and came up with a new iPhone”

by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019

poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

Poke

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by Pokem November 6, 2019

Poke n drag

When a male cums inside a female and then drags his penis all over her body until his penis is dry

"I didnt have a towel so I dif the poke old poke n drag." I did the poke n drag and she had a small trail from belly button to forehead"

by Biotchhhhhhhh April 30, 2019