Cabbage

Connor Miller/// white trash

You're such a cabbage you whore

by Cabbagelovinwhitetrashsmellin August 23, 2016

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

Snazzy Cabbage

a real good time

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.

by GOODPPL September 7, 2019

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.

So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!

by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

Cabbage

A stupid stupid sussy vegetable that only Baka eat so gross😫🥵😫🥵😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫 SO SUS OMG

Cabbage so gross sussy Baka

by Sussy man May 10, 2021

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022