(verb)
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.
or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.
or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.
The secret hookups of Barbie and Ken came to an abrupt love blunt when Ken introduced her to his ugly, boring friends.
"I love blunted that bitch all night."
"I love blunted that bitch all night."
by Ifuckedurmom August 31, 2008
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 22, 2024
by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022
A blunt, joint, wood, or spliff that requires more than 1 paper to roll and have a tendency to have more than 1 filter.
by lsames August 04, 2023
When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.
by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023
When you show someone your dick but you tell them you’re going to spark a blunt so they can see what you’re doing below your waist
by OTM Ben-A-Drill April 03, 2022
The bottom line; what you really mean, the stuff people don’t want to say because they will be showing their hand
by B_456 February 17, 2024