A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..
PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021

by Babatundeu November 7, 2020

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.
Well she will have fun with that young man!
Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009

A quirky gorl who just laughs laughs laughs. Often found falling down club stairs or getting her 10,000 steps.
Only loves men with banter
Only loves men with banter
by AntiBelieverBaby May 23, 2022

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021
