When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
Get the New mommy syndromemug. by minichromii July 1, 2021
Get the mommy milkersmug. Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommymug. by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the MOMMYmug. 1. A mother's breasts, which are filled with milk to the brim with warm steamy milk.
2. Large tiddies to suck on
2. Large tiddies to suck on
by MeiUrBae June 28, 2021
Get the mommy milkersmug. When a person sees a person they simp for so hard starts spasming out verbally in a fit of the words "Mommy sorry "
by TomsPookieWookieBear March 8, 2023
Get the Mommy sorrymug. The mom who didn't breast feed you and has ginormous hooters and her humongous rack. You know its that one friends mom who has the biggest rack in da hood and always gives you the breast hugs oops i meant best hugs. you know the mom that hugs you and you drown in mommy milkers you know they are so soft a ginormous you know what i mean(;
friend:you wanna come over
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters
Me in my brain: no i don't you fat hag oh want you mom
Me: hell yeah is anyone home though
friend:yeah my mom
Me in my mind:oh hell yes i love mommy milkers
Me: ok otw
friend:ok
me and my friend: playing fortnite
HIs mom: hey wanna get some food to eat boy's
friend:i want some food so bad but im grinding right now
Me: ill go get it
going downstairs
His mom: oh hey Gives me a hug
Me: oh hell yeah des mommy milkers are amazing oh yeah *starting busting all over my pants*
Best day ever
I love
Mommy's rack: huge hooters
by Maybe be David April 19, 2023
Get the Mommy's rackmug.