One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
by Alaska guy January 19, 2019
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Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013
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Also referred to as the scary brain girl.
Usually named Hannah.
Also referred to as the scary brain girl.
Usually named Hannah.
by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021
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LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
VSCO girl 1: And I oop sksksksksksksksksksk
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019
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by ASJ22 March 22, 2022
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She is similar to a VSCO Girl, but not as mainstream. Almost like a mix between a Tumblr Girl circa 2011 and the modern day VSCO Girl. She is funky, yet overuses the HB filers and the A1 filter. She primarily uses Instagram, but does not have any highlights saved and her favorite stores are higher end, but not designer...Topshop Unique and Reformation. Neutral tones only. She does not have a hydro flask and only drinks her coffee with nondairy milk. She is arty, she is sophisticated, she is the DSCO girl.
She is similar to a VSCO Girl, but not as mainstream. Almost like a mix between a Tumblr Girl circa 2011 and the modern day VSCO Girl. She is funky, yet overuses the HB filers and the A1 filter. She primarily uses Instagram, but does not have any highlights saved and her favorite stores are higher end, but not designer...Topshop Unique and Reformation. Neutral tones only. She does not have a hydro flask and only drinks her coffee with nondairy milk. She is arty, she is sophisticated, she is the DSCO girl.
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