Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

text sex

when a person texts another for a long period of time and texts about naughty things

hay bro i had text sex last night

yo with who

by bigsuperduperballsareawsome December 22, 2007

text

The letters you are reading now.

A collection of marks which represents a sound.

This is text, you fool.

Person 1: Why are you looking up stupid words? Haven't you got anything better to do?
Person 2: Which idiot defined this word?
M. Beke: I did.

by M. Beke November 11, 2004

Porn text

the act of porn texting. to send pics of oneself in a provocative manner, insinuating a back and forth texting of sexy pics.

Dude i was totally porn texting Trina the other day, I sent her a pic of my penis, and she totally stopped porn texting back.

by Homewrecka October 24, 2008

in text

combination of the phrases "in touch" and "via text messaging".

I gtg, but ill be in text.

Im at work, i can't talk but ill be in text.

by Ryan..the kid January 19, 2008

ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety)

When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.

8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."

9:00am-

10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.

11:00am-

3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"

3:16pm- {You} damn

by Dirty_J January 2, 2012

tekitou

A Japanese word meaning "arbitrary" in English. It can carry a connotation of apathy. This can be a negative thing in Japan where everything should be precise.

"Bob's wearing a brown belt with black shoes, whats wrong with him?"
"He's just tekitou"

"How short should I cut it?"
"Just do it tekitou, I'll shave it tomorrow anyway"

by pseudonymtastic April 13, 2009