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Tennis Prostitute

A female high school student who mooches off of and or dates most or all of the players of a sports team and or acedemic club, such as Tennis.
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Tennis

Tennis (sexual use): A term for casual sex between friends, used in Friends With Benefits. Implied to have no emotions attached, to just be simply and easy, like tennis. You go, you do the deed, you walk away.
by BrittBrittBritt August 29, 2014
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monkey tennis

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis
by Mr Rense April 20, 2004
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Tennis

tennis is oral given to one of your friends planned out over a various amount of time. Tennis usually involves two people but could have more. Tennis is played with a Buddie or Buddy. before playing tennis some will send pictures of each other to one another.
Hey Buddy want to go play Tennis.

We played tennis all night yesterday.
by TennisBuddy April 29, 2009
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Tennessee Moustache

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.
by Fred H March 5, 2009
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soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008
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Tennessee Elegy

noun, countable
used in Japanese BBSs to refer to a sad message which will be deleted by the poster to conceal his own jibaku; named after a JET from Tennessee, USA
Dai: Jibaku? Are you deleting all of your messages again? Yes or No?!
David: It's strange that the keyboard automatically and repeatedly types characters, "paranoia nutter looney."
Dai: Give your answer to the simple question.
David: The OS displays a Delete button and not Yes and No buttons in any dialogbox. Why does the mouse click on a Delete button automatically?
Dai: ... Tennessee Elegy. Dance a waltz!
by Amamo-chan January 1, 2006
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