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Teacher

A stupid old guy or a fat old cow who doesn't know what he or she is droning about in a room full of smarter kids.
Teacher Joseph is an idiot.
by William實況 June 4, 2020
mugGet the Teachermug.
today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
mugGet the (April 25) national slap your teacher day!mug.

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.
I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.
by E.Korotki February 19, 2022
mugGet the freelance teachermug.

teacher

lots of the time a fucking bitch that doesnt care about kids. they usually take the fun out of kids to make them feel better.
they will get mad over nothing and get so mad that they tell everyone in the staff and they will your parents and lie about what happened. they also ruin the kids day
by sewdyer June 17, 2021
mugGet the teachermug.
Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.
Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.
by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024
mugGet the Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issuesmug.

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.
Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.
by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023
mugGet the Teachers Petmug.
It's when someone doesn't know wtf their gender is so they resort to gay air kindergarten teacher because that's the only right answer to Dylan's identity crisis
Dylan's gender is gay air kindergarten teacher
by Xen!! October 20, 2022
mugGet the Gay air kindergarten teachermug.

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