trek tard 

One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.

"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."

"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."

"What a fucking trek tard."

trek tard by Captain Pike April 8, 2010

zoom tard 

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

zoom tard by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

art-tard 

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings

"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."

art-tard by hammerhorn July 22, 2007

G-tard 

A mentally retarded person who acts like a gangster

There goes the g-tards getting off the short bus

G-tard by No Rubbers September 6, 2009

Cuss-tard 

a combination of Cussing and Retard.

someone who puts no creativity or imagination into his/her cusses/insults, making them sound stupid.

someone who doesnt know how to cuss effectively.

someone who overuses a certain cuss word.

Bob: Fuck you Fucking Fucker!!

Sue: dude, youre such a Cuss-tard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot: "youre a dick!"

same Idiot five minutes later: "youre so dickish!"

Still the same Idiot a few minutes later: "i wont do that thing cause youre a DICK!"

Smart Person:" OH my god, man! youre a freaking Cuss-tard!"

Cuss-tard by LightsAndCandy October 6, 2009

cheat tard 

A name you can call someone who does better than you in a game to accuse them of cheating. This can be used whether you actually think someone cheated or not.

Sarah, how did you get ahead of me you cheat tard!?

cheat tard by Jason Kelley October 10, 2007

twirl tard 

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

twirl tard by bamtime February 17, 2010