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Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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Top Notch

This is a fabulous expression used by only the funniest slash classiest of people. In normal terms it is an expression of positive agreement but when used in certain circumstances it is both an incredibly sweet and funny way to answer somebody.

Words and expressions such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin' squad, sore throat, katie and ellie, ElleGirl, Elemayo, genious and may weeare all TOP NOTCH.

Have fun using this saying and well done to its creator!
Perv nudists are not top notch.
by [katie and ellie] December 30, 2004
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Top Hat

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.
by Julianne1984 December 16, 2008
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top ropes

when you climb to the top of the dividers between stalls in a bathroom put a leg on each side and try to aim ur shit into the toilet
He missed from the top ropes and got shit everywhere.
by top ropes May 9, 2008
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Top G

A gay top. A man who is gay and likes to be on top
by Sammmmthemannnnn December 30, 2022
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Top or bottom

A definition for sex. can be for straight or non straight partners. The top is the pleasure giver(a.k.a the one on the top) and the one on bottom is receiving. (aka the one on the bottom)
So.... you a top or bottom?
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