Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
mugGet the Take yo ass to church.mug.
Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.
Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage
by SuperSonicBlur February 6, 2018
mugGet the praying to the church of armitagemug.

church sissy

Ms. Mar is back at church. She is such a church sissy.
by RobCDC April 23, 2018
mugGet the church sissymug.

French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
by ogunga June 14, 2020
mugGet the French Whore in Churchmug.

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people
do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped
by justin von wolfgang January 17, 2008
mugGet the Church tabernaclemug.

Church of Razor

Church of razor is a pop group founded by oppressed trans artists in 2006. the best way to describe their genre.... is the taste of your mouth when you dont brush your teeth for 6 days after gargling somebodys pussy out with strawberry fanta
person 1: have you heard that pop group church of razor! their soooo razor!

person 2: *listens and contracts a yeast infection, subsequently dying of cardiac arrest*
by kassypoo April 12, 2022
mugGet the Church of Razormug.

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