The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods

“it’s the ten commandments duel”
“number one”

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Chigga Ten Tonne

Chigga Ten Tonne can be defined as a fat chink who completely dunks his hair in a tub of hair gel this morning making it hella thicc and then gets extremely angry if someone touches it and usually then impales them on the desk.

Damnnnn, that boy is getting absolute fucked by that Chigga!! That Chigga Ten Tonne is going sicko mode on that hoe!

by Cameron's friend October 14, 2019

ten-head

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is

"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"

by William shake your sphere June 9, 2024

Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)

Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!

by archivista January 17, 2018

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009

dropping ten pennies

The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.

Aunt Shirley is going around dropping ten pennies on her nephew to try to smear his good name.

by King Krilla September 23, 2022