by Bagdad February 10, 2015
Get the geriatric drag racingmug. When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"
"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"
"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"
"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009
Get the columbian drag racemug. When two naked men stand facing each other with a woman on her knees between them. Each of the men's penis is pointed at the sides of the woman's face. She begins to jerk them off until ones fires the first shot.
I was at a party, and this girl was giving me a handjob, and my buddy walked in... She started jerking him off too! It was like a chilean arms race.
by nocturnalAA January 8, 2013
Get the Chilean Arms Racemug. A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.
He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
Get the Race Against Timemug. by Juddah March 30, 2009
Get the Pregnant Racing Womanmug. By many considered the best Juice WRLD album. This is his last album before his tragic death on 8 december of 2019.
by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021
Get the Death Race For Lovemug. An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.
B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."
by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009
Get the shopping cart racesmug.