lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

Stacy's mom

has got it going on

stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

by t33nageanarchist November 24, 2020

Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011

chewbacca mom

The stupidest viral video ever. Consists of a mom wearing a chewbacca mask ask laughing like a retard.

That video of CHEWBACCA MOM is so lame.

by JCgaming72 January 10, 2017