Chipping Norton is not what the tourist notices say, they think "Chippy" is a picturesque town in the midlands...BOLLOCKS Chippy is no better than an open top bus tour through Basra!!! Except for in Basra you dont get glassed!! Thursday night in "Chippy" is fight night!! Human beings should be warned DONT GO HERE!! enough said!
Numbnuts1: Fancy a drink in Chipping Norton?
Numbnuts2: What? and have a free glass to the head every pint?!?! Fuckin no!
Numbnuts2: What? and have a free glass to the head every pint?!?! Fuckin no!
by Dodge the flyin pint glasses August 07, 2008
a human shit taken on the ground or virtually any level surface, and not in the toilet, such that its shape looks like a big nasty chocolate chip.
Sally: Hey, guess what! Last night I got really hammered, and on my walk home, I took a shit on my neighbours doorstep!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
by Rideout1986 November 20, 2009
(v.) - Alternative phrase for "pack a lip". Typical use of this phrase occurs when people want to keep their subsequent lip packing session on the down low, usually because they are currently around ditzy girls that judge this behavior as disgusting.
This phrase is also used in the absence of girls that judge (see example 2) and "chip" can be used in its noun form to describe any tobacco product used for dipping. (see example 3)
This phrase is also used in the absence of girls that judge (see example 2) and "chip" can be used in its noun form to describe any tobacco product used for dipping. (see example 3)
Example #1: (code form, verb)
Dude #1: Tryna snack a chip?
Dude #2: O aight.
Dude #3: Yo I'm down to snack a chip too.
Dude #1: Word.
Dude #2 (to the judging girls in the group): Hey, we're gonna bounce real quick, we'll be back in like a half hour.
Judging girl #1: Uhhh ok, see you guys later then...
Judging girl #2 (to the other girl, after dudes #1-3 leave): What weirdos...
Judging girl #1: Yeah tell me about it... I wanna fuck all of them though.
Judging girl #2: Same! .....Hey how about we at least fuck each other real quick while they eat?
Judging girl #1: yes. take me now you dirty slut
Example #2: (everyday form)
Dude #1: I'm wasted as shit and tweaking on adderall dude, we gotta snack a chip.
Dude #2: Yeah same, I'm definitely tryna snack a huge chip right now.
Dude #1: Word.
Example #3: (noun version of "chip", used as code or everyday form)
Dude #1: Wanna snack a chip?
Dude #2: Huh?
Dude #1: snack a chip... right here bro. (holds up mint skoal) get with it.
Dude #2: Oh true. But I don't like that kinda chip, you got any citrus or peach chips?
Dude #1: Hell no, you gonna man up or what?
Dude #2: fine.
(Judging girl #1 and #2 enter.)
Judging girl #1: Hey, you guys wanna fuck the shit out of us while you are snacking your chips?
Judging girl #2: pleeease, we will let you spit on us while we fuck...
Dude #1: fine, but we get to trade you sluts halfway through, and do an eiffel tower
(Judging girls nod and start sucking both dude's penises and get spit on for 20 minutes.)
Dude #1: Tryna snack a chip?
Dude #2: O aight.
Dude #3: Yo I'm down to snack a chip too.
Dude #1: Word.
Dude #2 (to the judging girls in the group): Hey, we're gonna bounce real quick, we'll be back in like a half hour.
Judging girl #1: Uhhh ok, see you guys later then...
Judging girl #2 (to the other girl, after dudes #1-3 leave): What weirdos...
Judging girl #1: Yeah tell me about it... I wanna fuck all of them though.
Judging girl #2: Same! .....Hey how about we at least fuck each other real quick while they eat?
Judging girl #1: yes. take me now you dirty slut
Example #2: (everyday form)
Dude #1: I'm wasted as shit and tweaking on adderall dude, we gotta snack a chip.
Dude #2: Yeah same, I'm definitely tryna snack a huge chip right now.
Dude #1: Word.
Example #3: (noun version of "chip", used as code or everyday form)
Dude #1: Wanna snack a chip?
Dude #2: Huh?
Dude #1: snack a chip... right here bro. (holds up mint skoal) get with it.
Dude #2: Oh true. But I don't like that kinda chip, you got any citrus or peach chips?
Dude #1: Hell no, you gonna man up or what?
Dude #2: fine.
(Judging girl #1 and #2 enter.)
Judging girl #1: Hey, you guys wanna fuck the shit out of us while you are snacking your chips?
Judging girl #2: pleeease, we will let you spit on us while we fuck...
Dude #1: fine, but we get to trade you sluts halfway through, and do an eiffel tower
(Judging girls nod and start sucking both dude's penises and get spit on for 20 minutes.)
by The Block Captain Robert Long May 11, 2009
A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.
Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”
by Eddie007 January 08, 2023
In a crowded bar, when a guy wants to meet and chat with an attractive women, he will bump into the targeted female with a glass of beer near his mouth. Then, he will act as if he has chipped his tooth as a result of the bump, and the targeted female will be concerned and hopefully a chat and hook up will ensue.
by David Kyler February 09, 2007
'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'
by CheeeeeeeeZeee June 21, 2009
Chris: hey can I have some chips
Sam: sure bro
Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)
Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!
Sam: sure bro
Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)
Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!
by LawfulTub February 03, 2011