a human shit taken on the ground or virtually any level surface, and not in the toilet, such that its shape looks like a big nasty chocolate chip.
Sally: Hey, guess what! Last night I got really hammered, and on my walk home, I took a shit on my neighbours doorstep!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
by Rideout1986 November 20, 2009