Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010
Get the Topeka Surprisemug. When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016
Get the A Kentucky Surprisemug. Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)
by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019
Get the Surprise Communismmug. When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
by pe_be_ January 1, 2017
Get the Canine Surprisemug. When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017
Get the Mermaid surprisemug. by AmazingJa November 4, 2019
Get the the Armenian surprisemug. by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019
Get the Mongolian Surprisemug.