The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
Get the Stroke it Mondaymug. by apIistia January 5, 2023
Get the girlies stroking sessionmug. When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
by TorchyMN March 7, 2019
Get the The strokesmug. by Dej1299 May 4, 2025
Get the Stroke Videomug. When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where
by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025
Get the Four Stroke Enginemug. The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
Get the murders strokemug. 