beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream

guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.

by Makudan December 12, 2006

straw dog

a straw dog is a scapegoat group, place, person or idea in which we dump our evilness, so we can blame it and then by attacking, dissing or destorying it, we externalize it outside of us so we feel free of sin.

America often uses an 'out group' as a straw dog, such as Communists, terrorists, labor unions, gays, in order to deflect attention from the bad things we're doing, such as exploiting the environment or third world labor.

by John Darling April 18, 2006

Straw dog

Those who socially peaked in high school.

Chet, the captain of the football team in High school, is now an overweight drunk who sells shoes. He is a straw dog.

by Chetfaker April 14, 2014

strawberry blonde

Something some ginger people refer to themselves as being when they're in denial. It's ginger!

"My hair isn't ginger it's strawberry BLONDE!"

by BoogerBrain August 12, 2006

Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008