pop socks

Pertaining to the nylon hoisery worn by women, under slacks, when they are fairly certain they will be not be having sex and therefore the offending items will not be seen.

"Mother Theresa, here's your 20 denier flesh coloured pop socks, love."

by Kieranishere November 5, 2005

Tevas with socks

The most offensive and heinous combination of footwear imaginable. Fashion suicide.

Marre: Dana was wearing tevas with socks today.

Max: Wow so she wants even less friends than she already has?

by Guy with the thing March 15, 2010

rocks in socks

Used to describe saggy breasts.

It looks like she has two rocks in socks.

by tm5375 July 30, 2007

stockamore

a extremely cool person who is a fast runner

look at that stockamore go

by bill November 8, 2003

stocked up

full inventory of certain drug(or)drugs

bobby: hey, does your dealer sell shrooms? I want some.
Tyler: let me check.

....

Tyler: yeah, he just bought some actually, he is stocked up.

by gloverfull May 18, 2014

socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.

Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!

by WelshDan March 23, 2017

gettaway sticks

Legs.

Legs on any animal or human.

I was at the mall and noticed this hot little mamma with a nice rack and a sweet pair of gettaway sticks.

by Struble September 2, 2005