by Da Bamb December 12, 2009
Get the dnb step mug.When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.
Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!
by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010
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by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010
Get the Afghan Two-Step mug.1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
Get the I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart mug.Describes any underhanded action.
Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you
Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you
Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step
by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008
Get the Tennessee two-step mug.When a jerk-off cop tries rousting you, and you approach him the wrong way. Usually, the officer thinks you are trying to "advance" on him or his weapon.
by Drucifer January 24, 2005
Get the side step mug.Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...
Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...
Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.
by Ratman93 May 16, 2011
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