plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma

These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.

by cjstrongbone February 13, 2023

Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

Vadar Stamp

When you take the tip of your penis and slap it across a persons face, it will leave a red mark in a shape reminiscent of Darth Vadars helmet.

After giving her a blind puppy, I decided she needed a Vadar Stamp.

by Horn December 5, 2013

Coban stamp

A coban stamps soul mate ALWAYS goes by the name lara and they are usually the cutest couple ever. Coban stamps are usually athletic and charismatic.

Coban stamp loves lara

by ALOHAGUYS April 21, 2022

Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.

I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Fishing for stamps

Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.

Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families

by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014