spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!

Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!

by Josh P September 6, 2004

black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd

i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked

by nate big sexy September 5, 2008

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

by splatterslatz June 18, 2007

spider head

First mentioned in the Bass Millionaire song, "Smokin' Indians," spider head means when one receives oral sex from eight different partners at the same time.

They just gave me spider head in my bed!

by Bass Kid April 17, 2011

Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.

"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"

by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009

fanny spider

when some slag things, oh, lets get my little pet out from down below and sends it to some autistic boy and even he is disgusted by it and the 74646 hairy fanny legs.

fuck me it's a real life fanny spider, wouldn't want that bastard in me bed al get african bum disease

by Big fat fanny spider April 22, 2018