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The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner

smoothing by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009
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Sompting 

A very very very very boring village situated between Lancing and Worthing. Most people include sompting inhabitants with Lancing inhabitants but they are completely differnt. Lancing citizens are made up of chavs and "gangstas" whereas Sompting is made up of old people and posh wannabes. There are many horses and sheep taking up the area.
I am no chav you scoundrel! I am a sompting CITIZEN for life!
Sompting by katost May 16, 2011

smoothing someone 

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!
"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"
smoothing someone by That's cut September 17, 2018

somethinginnit 

the best youtube editor 💅 does gacha and edits of the dreamsmp and sometimes other topics
very weird sense of humor and loves karl jacobs and when people comment on videos :]
Somethinginnit is the best youtuber ever
somethinginnit by Somethinginnit February 10, 2022

post-somethingism 

An art movement developed in the early 21st century in the southern suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. It is defined by its use of non-specific mediums and its general lack of standardised conceptualisation.
"I've tried abstract expressionism, post-modern feminist printmaking and romanticism but in the end, fuck it all. Post-somethingism is the only way forward in an art world defined by constraints."
post-somethingism by rachcakes93 August 31, 2012

move somethin' 

Man I can't sit here with you dudes all day.. I'm bout to move somethin'
move somethin' by bigdog1002 July 12, 2011

Show 'em somethin 

Another way of saying pulling a pistol or firearm.
Anthony: If dey run up on my crib like that again ima have to show 'em somethin.
Show 'em somethin by bl0987 March 12, 2009