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Severus Snape

Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.
Dumbledore: Severus.. please.
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snape: Run Draco!
by Davado August 31, 2005
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Shipei

Shee-Pay> //:She pays/

A creature which lives in the southern parts of Asia and feeds on cockroaches and peanuts. Therefore it's mouth has the characteristics of a beaver in order to crush the hard shell of the cockroaches. although it has no nose, it can scent preditors such as the Shahzeb Shahzeb: a three-legged snail with an unpleasent odor produced by it's anus using its anal sections (it has three) from within fifty metres. One of the most mutated Shipeis tend to be able to play cello and say "poo" therefore its most common nickname is Shipoo.
During the years the word Shipoo has developed to describe someone who usually finds a sexual innuedo when it doesn't exist, and also has become a famous shampoo brand in Scandinavian countries, such as Sweden and Denmark.
God, he's such a Shipoo!

Oh don't worry, it's just a shipei.

U know, Shipoo has a new flavoured shampoo for this spring!
by Dr. Terry Richardson October 18, 2008
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snidey-butt

a GREAT insult used by shirley schmidt's nephew uses in court against alan shore in episode 28 of season 3, "indecent proposals."
you SNIDEY-BUTT you!!!
by Joe Girton July 4, 2008
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Sniper

A person at a party or gathering with alcohol who picks out the drunkest person of the opposite sex in which to engage in sexual intercourse.

The sniped is often too drunk, possibly blacked out, to realize they are being sniped and are willing to go along with the intercourse.
Tom: Did you see John get sniped last night by Becky?

Joe: Yeah man. She had her sights on him as soon as he finished his 18th shot.

Tom: Becky is such a horny sniper!
by Erik aka Binky March 5, 2009
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sniper

(1.) The act of IMing someone as they're busy typing. The resultant pop-up window steals their cursor and often the victim continues typing into the return window unknowingly.

(2.) The justification for falling down for no apparent reason.
1.
SniperIM: "Hey what time are you going to dinner?"
Victim101: “ntact for an appointment?”
SniperIM: “…um…wtf?”
Victim101: “sorry, you sniped me”

2.
(Victim trips on the stairs)
Smart ass friend: “Sniper, everyone get down!”
by allandis December 28, 2005
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Sniper

Basically a fuckboy. A guy who's strictly into sexual relationships and wants nothing more out of it. Such a person hardly catches feelings on moves on to another girl once he has had his way with you.
Larkidus: Yo Kayula smashed three fat bitches over the course of last week. And they all happen to be roommates

Brooks: I've always know that nigga to be a sniper
by Auguhay June 26, 2017
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LOL Snipex

1. An Xbox Live player who thinks xbox is all their is to life, and takes it way to seriously. He also has commedatinos to having no social life, nor any life outside of the xbox world. When interviewed, he says he goes to outside to his friends house, once a month, like any other person. He has also won many look-a-like competitions for looking like Mclovin from Superbad, and Casper the friendly ghost, from how pale his skin is.

2. A song wrote by KronikXBoochy entitled 'LOL Snipex'.
The verses are as followed.

She sent me a text message,
let's play Halo 3,
LOL Snipe X, x4

3. Somebody who has no life, who looks very much like Mclovin, and Casper the friendly ghost.
Hahahaha, god dude, your such an LOL Snipex!
by IVIUNCH October 23, 2009
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