Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...
"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."
"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."
by Ant Hive February 21, 2017
Get the Smart Readsmug. by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015
Get the smart trimmug. The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.
"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"
"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022
Get the Smart Pistolmug. An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.
I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.
by me July 11, 2004
Get the smart transfermug. 
A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.
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by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
Get the REAL SMART CANTmug. 