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Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.
by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021
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"Smart" ass

A person who acts all smart against insults thinking all of their comebacks are the best but really they look like an asshole
Person 1: Oh my god you are such a bitch
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me
by Epicclowngamer July 27, 2022
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National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd
"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"
by Flarkwad October 15, 2020
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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.
You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.
by narclas September 12, 2017
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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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