scooter snake

a 5 year old kid that gets in your way when your doing a mad banger for a edit or something like that

‘snake gets in the way’ stop snaking me ya snake like honestly go somewhere else

scooter snake

by scooter faggg December 20, 2019

scooter

the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed

last night i gave jasmine a scooter

by dptreetment January 9, 2008

schutz

to do something clumsy and/or embarrassing somewhere that is fully visible to your friends

Did you see Grant trip going up the stairs to math?

Yeah, he pulled a schutz

by hson-aeroplane June 16, 2011

Mobility Scooter

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.

Jay brought back this mobility scooter. And by mobility scooter I mean good for a ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen in public with one.

by AFLGN August 30, 2011

boy scouting

when a girl with one or more friends hunts for cute guys to hang out with, flirt with, or glance at. usually done at the beach, boardwalk, or any other public area where man candy can be found. sometimes the're found in unusual places, such as working at the ice cream place or caddying at the golf course, thus one must always be boy scouting.

friend #1: omg im so bored. lets go do something
friend #2: like what
friend #3: boy scouting!
friends #1&#2: yea!!

by yuu dont need to know August 23, 2007

scont

pussy aka "cont" just prenounced with an "s"

ya motha's scont.

by rcrb July 26, 2003

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013