Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010

spring pusher

Someone who starts dressing for spring a little too early, ie. it's still cold out.

I can't believe he's wearing shorts and sandals when its this cold out. What a spring pusher!

by Caper in Toronto April 6, 2011

Sharing pictures of the queen

Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?

Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

Period-Sharing

Blood spread to a man's leg from a women's vagina through dancing.

Youtube search Superbad Period

Holy shit!!! The girl just ~insert word here~ ed me!

-Period-Sharing

by Period on my pants, Ho! June 30, 2009

what you saying?

It means "what's up?", "I don't understand you, explain it better" or "what's happening?"
it is UK slang but is commonly used by people of all backgrounds.

A: *mumbles*
B: what you saying?

by vilotack December 3, 2020

spring break

the time during the school year when a very close previous partner leaves you for someone else

Aaron R. to the core

by Famous March 23, 2005