Samdwich

The holy matrimony of two pieces of bread and all the goodness in between, creating something only to be described as, a samdwich.

"I had myself a ham an cheeze samdwich earlier, quite delicioso"

Mom- "How was your samdwich I made you?"

Me- " It was so good I can't even"

by Jackblackz October 13, 2014

Sandwic

3 fish dipped in cum between two slices of black bread.

"Man I sure love sandwics"

by Codreanu April 21, 2017

Zajicek Sandwich

(V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a short time frame. AKA sloppy thirds from yourself...

You go to a party and you fool around with a girl. The next night some guys fools around with the same girl; the first guy fools around with the girl that same night. This ends up being the Zajicek Sandwich...

by Ron Diaz February 17, 2009

Denver sandwich

A Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb (preferred) and a Snickers bar. Generally munched after catching a major cannabis buzz.

"Man, that J hit the spot, now I'm jonesing for a Denver sandwich."

"Okay, I'll whip in to this 7-11 and you can score one."

by da Chetster March 7, 2009

mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

by BigBoy June 7, 2004

dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005