Grey sweatpants

If a guy wears Grey sweatpants you can see his d**k.

Rachel: did you know jake is wearing grey sweatpants?

Sally: Really, omg I want to see!

by Illuminate 74759485 April 6, 2017

Sweater Slut

A female who wears unattractive clothing (ie. a sweater) and still manages to look like a whore.

A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"

B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"

A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."

by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011

I'm not gay seat

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.

Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.

by Grethe January 19, 2007

Handjob Seats

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

sweatpantaphobia

The fear if sweatpants

Collin canadian has sweatpantaphobia bc he is scared of sweatpants

by the canadian who loves A.S December 19, 2013

Sweatrag

Athletes, or rather people who wish they were athletes, who are so disturbingly addicted to stupid fucking sports games that they wear whatever shirt that fits, and then go run around on a hot day in a sweaty and bright stadium, having Karens and other sports addicts yell at the top of their lungs whenever they hit a ball and a number on an electronic screen changes

Hey sweatrag, go give someone a concussion over a pig skin ball, sweatrag

by Oogalee Boogalee August 17, 2021

Taco sweats

Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.

I could tell before he finished his last taco, Taylor already had the taco sweats

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014