Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

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Fizzy spitty

When they put a bunch of soda or sparkling water in their mouth and give you a bj

I could use a mad fizzy spitty rn

by P1theguy August 20, 2025

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North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

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doing a scotty

Doing a silly dance just before missing a penalty, they are usually ginger.

Oh no he's doing a Scotty

by Ginger dancer August 20, 2015

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Colloquialism for lying named after the Prime Minister of Australia after Facing multiple accusations of lying, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is not dishonest then went on Radio and confessed to Neil Mitchell show: "Have you ever told a lie in public life?"
Scott Morrison: "I don't believe I have no, no."

Yeah mate he pulled a scotty, he said he wasn't in Hawaii but his Instagram stories tell a different story.

by harls1. November 11, 2021

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