A motherfucker who lacks masculine traits.
by anonymous March 30, 2024
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Get the SOYDUYCOMT mug.soyjak is a character who is related to inability to think or make independent decision outside of instinct or gut feeling. Soyjaks are similar in instance as NPC, unable to freely think.
Symptoms:
- Soyjaks prefer to hide and change their opinion to whatever is more popular in instance. For example, if soyjak speaks with 1 person then they will try to imitate them through conversation and give positive feedback. But if the same person and other 3 people of different opinions were in a room, soyjak will likely side with the ones who are dominating similar to weak-minded female.
- Soyjak easily gets angry at people for not liking identical consumerist product. He will harass them online, but would submit and change his views, if confronted.
- Soyjak doesn't seek conflict unless he knows nothing will happen to him.
- Soyjak bases his history knowledge on videogames and movies.
- Soyjaks believe enjoyment is good and pain is naturally evil. They always apply it to everybody else.
- Soyjaks love long video essays no matter subject. They like wasting time no matter what they do.
- Soyjak cares more about fictional world characters more than real.
Symptoms:
- Soyjaks prefer to hide and change their opinion to whatever is more popular in instance. For example, if soyjak speaks with 1 person then they will try to imitate them through conversation and give positive feedback. But if the same person and other 3 people of different opinions were in a room, soyjak will likely side with the ones who are dominating similar to weak-minded female.
- Soyjak easily gets angry at people for not liking identical consumerist product. He will harass them online, but would submit and change his views, if confronted.
- Soyjak doesn't seek conflict unless he knows nothing will happen to him.
- Soyjak bases his history knowledge on videogames and movies.
- Soyjaks believe enjoyment is good and pain is naturally evil. They always apply it to everybody else.
- Soyjaks love long video essays no matter subject. They like wasting time no matter what they do.
- Soyjak cares more about fictional world characters more than real.
Soyjak 1: Hello, have you watched new Spider-Man? I really liked the cuckhold theme.
Black Hawk: No, fuck Spider-Man.
Soyjak 1: NOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!
Man 1: Hey, check this girl out.
Soyjak 2: SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE GWEN STACY! I want to rape her.
*woman confronts them*
Man 1: Hey, can I help you?
Soyjak 2: Hey, Man 1, remember that time where you said sexist stuff about women? It isn't okay.
Woman 1: I am sorry?
Soyjak 2: Oh yeah he was just talking about raping you and stuff. He is really sexist and racist.
Man 1: WTF?
woman leaves
Black Hawk: No, fuck Spider-Man.
Soyjak 1: NOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!
Man 1: Hey, check this girl out.
Soyjak 2: SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE GWEN STACY! I want to rape her.
*woman confronts them*
Man 1: Hey, can I help you?
Soyjak 2: Hey, Man 1, remember that time where you said sexist stuff about women? It isn't okay.
Woman 1: I am sorry?
Soyjak 2: Oh yeah he was just talking about raping you and stuff. He is really sexist and racist.
Man 1: WTF?
woman leaves
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Soycurity believers think that they will magically get hacked if they don't harden their OS/browser and/or have the latest security updates installed.
They believe their OS is their guardian angel which personally protects them from cyberattacks, while at the same time not caring to actually educate themselves on real cybersecurity.
Soycurity proponents believe there is always a 1:1 equivalence between number of security vulnerabilities and chances of getting pwned. Even if you only use a desktop and have common sense.
The following is an example of how a conversation with a soycurity believer might unfold:
Soycurity believers think that they will magically get hacked if they don't harden their OS/browser and/or have the latest security updates installed.
They believe their OS is their guardian angel which personally protects them from cyberattacks, while at the same time not caring to actually educate themselves on real cybersecurity.
Soycurity proponents believe there is always a 1:1 equivalence between number of security vulnerabilities and chances of getting pwned. Even if you only use a desktop and have common sense.
The following is an example of how a conversation with a soycurity believer might unfold:
Reasonable computer user: I am disabling CPU mitigations in my system to drastically increase performance in my 3rd-gen intel CPU.
Soycurity believer: You can't do that, it's insecure!
Reasonable computer user: Why not?
Soycurity believer: Because you'll get hacked!
Reasonable computer user: By whom? I never tell my IP address to anyone, plus like everyone else i don't connect directly to the internet but rather to a router which then connects to the internet. I also keep my router and web browser up-to-date. I never download suspicious files off the internet.
Soycurity believer: *has a stroke*
Soycurity believer: You can't do that, it's insecure!
Reasonable computer user: Why not?
Soycurity believer: Because you'll get hacked!
Reasonable computer user: By whom? I never tell my IP address to anyone, plus like everyone else i don't connect directly to the internet but rather to a router which then connects to the internet. I also keep my router and web browser up-to-date. I never download suspicious files off the internet.
Soycurity believer: *has a stroke*
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